A proper post

So i have been reading several blogs in the past few weeks and it seems to me that unless you whinge, moan or generally have something really funny to say you dont get many followers.

With that in mind i feel it is only right that i follow this trend like a sheep to it's shepherd just so i can see that 2 followers raise to many hundreds (here's hoping). So today rather than whinge ive decided to moan a little and try and have something very funny to say. Now as some of you know who are reading this im trying to write a decent comedy bit. I have lots of material of which is funny some not so funny, but its difficult to compile as one big bit. It seems not as many people like my bit about shooting the tenor from the go compare advert, is it just me he annoys? Personally i think we should boycot those adverts until they stop polluting my television license, on the other hand anyone not visiting compare the market.com after a stunning campaign from compare the meerkat obviously has a mind of there own and isnt swayed by the advertisers evil agenda, but i'm not that guy. I'm the guy who sits there with a sky+ remote wishing i could fast forward through the heaping pile of shit that is day-time television waiting for the glorious adverts to come on.

Anyone who has watched TV during the day knows that theres only so much Jeremy kyle, loose women, various buy crap at car boot sale or find in your house and sell at auction programs you can deal with in one day. On that note does anyone think Cash in the attic is actually bullshit? I've only seem them search their attics like 5 times the rest of the programs they sift through the colossal mountain of crap they've accumulated in their spare room. Anyways back to my original point. I sit there watching TV and adverts with much cynicism. I criticise, i insult, i moan and generally shout at adverts i dont like. The aforementioned go compare if i cant reach the remote i put my fingers in my ears and scream till its over but i know adverts i like and those i dont.
Advertising geniuses around the world know the key to a good advert is one that appeals to its target audience. Which means buy watching an advert you can get a general gist of who the advertising companies are aiming for. An example, the head and shoulders advert with the man in the shower with several very attractive women dressed in white nurse uniforms. Now every man knows that simple maths equation that goes: white clothes + water = see through, therefore thinking about who this advert appeals too we can conclude that the adverting company responsable for the head and shoulders ads, are not aiming for middle aged women.

Again with day time TV the ads seem to be bingo adverts. Now i dont know much about the mass population at home during the day but im pretty sure not everyone plays bingo online. I have to be honest though as i dont work for any major televising organisation i can say that ITV is the worst! I see more ads on there for bingo, cash 4 gold rip-offs and between pay-day loan websites that ive come to believe that during the day the proportion of the nation who isnt working, plays bingo until they lose all their money, they try and gain some back buy selling the gold "which they have had in the family for years", they get ripped off their and so finish off by falling into the 2000 odd % APR that is tied in with the money websites. Then again with these adverts lies a greater evil, the evil that is the reason people are at work. Injury lawyers for you and the like, seriously those adverts are the worst on tele. If the guy fitting a fire alarm, fits fire alarms for a living surely he would know its the wrong kind of ladder and therefore wouldn't be stupid enough to climb the ladder. If he knew and still climbed then its his own bloody fault and im not surprised he fell. Has this country become so like america that our own stupidity has to be blamed on someone else?
Don't get me wrong i'm all up for quick money and free money, but i dont believe that if i fell over because i was too busy looking at a women's breasts that i didn't notice a fucking wet floor and fell over and bashed my knee that i would sue the building, Although i may claim to at the time to save face.

As you can see i'm highly opinionated and my blog will only get funnier in time, i hope, So please leave you're comments below. I'll also post this to facebook so i can widen my audience slightly. I will keep blogging till im blue in the face so follow me.

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Have a nice day

New blog on monday.