STAND UP!

People its official i have a date and place for my stand up debut. This is a quick blog to all those out there who is interested, message me on the Book of Faces, Twitter, Email and of course text. Its only a 5 minute open mic gig but stage time is stage time. See you all soon guys.

Usual place to find my stuff when i can be bothered to update my site:-

www.allthingsrandom.co.uk

Extra, Extra read all about.....me

This is not one of those facebook note where you're asked stupid questions like what's your favourite chopped vegetable, but this is actually an incite into my head which consists of mainly nonsense but also rather vivid day dreams in which im flown to an asteroid and im needed to destory it with a nuclear warhead but the detonater breaks so i have to blow myself up to save the world...That sounds a little bit like Bruce Willis' character in Armageddon.

However i digress. Im a 20 year old with a knack for computers, i'm a nerd but i like it. I play world of warcraft and im currently rolling a level 85 Nelf Fury Warrior. I'm not going to defend myself for playing this game, it is what it is and haters are gunna hate so let them.

I have a Facebook full of friends but only a handful of real friends, i have THE best girlfriend in the world. Yeah we have differences and argue time to time about meaningless crap but we always talk it through and that what makes her so special. My friends are not only the best in the world they are my actual foundation. I love my family but without my friends my life would make no sense and i would be in a dark pit of self loathing somewhere. SO my friends, family and girlfriend are my world.

I HATE fake people who insult for the sake of insulting. People who publish every piece of their life on facebook and people who will take it out on the little guy. Well message to those fuckers out there. In the future when your phone goes wrong, or you laptop breaks and you have no idea what to do? Remember those "nerds" who you publicly humiliated in school will the ones helping you.

I have an unhealthy obsession with Family Guy. I love it.

I'm way to sarcastic for my own good, I'm a very cynical bitter & twisted young man. Sometimes i wish i wasn't but again i am what i am.

I find it hard to convey my feelings to anyone and i use my pre mentioned cynical-ness to create a wall to hide behind. Very people know the true me. Ouch this is begining to sound a tad emo. Not meaning to be.

Anyways, i'll continue wittering about the nothingness in this world.

Peace out guys.

Happy Valentines Day :)

Egyptians and Magic Microphones

Goooooood evening fellow bloggerers,

Well its been a while since my last blog but i have much to say.

Firstly awesome news for Egypt, CNN have reported that the government has resigned which means i time of change for them. Lets hope Obama rigs the election with someone nice but still listens to their puppet master. I mean i'm not one of these jackpots who believe that Hitler still lives in iceland building spaceships for polar bear but it cant be coincidence that Facebook was created by an American and the Egyptians orchestrated their marches where? FACEBOOK. DAN NAN NAAAAN!!!!!

On the other hand that actually could be coincidence.

What else is there..ummm OH YEAH anyone watched that public slaughtering that is the new Confused.com advert? Well where does the women pull the microphone from eh?

Heres a link... PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT, FOR YOUR SAFETY AND THOSE AROUND YOU WHEN PLAYING THE FOLLOWING SONG PLEASE ONLY ALLOW THE FIRST FEW SECONDS TO SEE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT ANY LONGER AND YOU MAY FEEL AS THOUGH A PHALLIC OBJECT IS BEING SHOVED IN AND OUT OF YOUR EARS WITHOUT CONSENT.

http://tinyurl.com/4jq4ckb

In other news im thinking about creating an open mic night in aid of comic relief, i have no idea how im going to do it or when but i shall think of something im sure.

Now i must go and live my life so that i can have things to write about on here. So my engaged eight followers have something to read when they are really really bored.

Laters y'all

Hallam